Too Lazy to Think of a Title

This has been a week of sloth. It is mindblowing how lazy I've been. I have two choices: I can feel bad about it or I can luxuriate in it. Which would the lazy person choose?

Things I've excelled at this week:

1) Sleeping.
2) Watching tv.
3) Keeping the couch company.
4) Reading.
5) Eating.

Things I've struggled with this week:

1) Getting out of bed.
2) Moving.
3) Going for more than an hour without eating.

Plus, I'm wishing on that I was on to the next part of my life and I told myself that I would never do that. I give myself until Saturday to be this way. Then, it'll start happening. Oh, yes.